Village Idiot for 1 Apr 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Knows Another Place to Stick a Jade Egg

Gwyneth's Goop site recently released their sex issue talking about everything from porn to anal sex. The site notorious for promoting shoving jade egg's into vagina's now wants every nook and crevice available for future jade egg purchases. I guess there's nothing Gwyneth won't do for money, just BYOL (Bring Your Own Lube), their Tibetan Yak Saliva Lube is overpriced.

Really Stupid