Village Idiot for 12 Aug 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth is the Neighbour from Hell

Miss Paltrow has been annoying people for years with her crazy claims but now the annoyances are closer to home. Gwyneth has pissed off her neighbours with plans for a massive mansion that all her neighbours hate. A spokesperson said "She's created an uproar with neighbors on all three sides," going on to say "Michael and the other neighbors have tried to work with her, and they've gotten nowhere". If they're looking for ways to calm down I hear she has some jade eggs for sale.