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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Bar Flys - Page 2

Q; What do you call a smart Blonde?
A: An indication of a bad hangover.
Q: What do Blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde who won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: How do you get a Blonde on the roof?
A: "Drink's are on the house!"
Q: What's a Brunette's mating call?
A: Has that Blonde gone yet?
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly Blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said, I'm drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the Blonde?
A: "I'm sooo drunk!"
This Weeks Village Idiot
What did Kate Hudson do to become this weeks celebrity dumb blonde?

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A Blonde and a Brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 PM news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide. The Brunette says to the Blonde, "I'll bet you $20 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide." The Blonde thinks for a moment then replies, "OK, you're on." They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. The Blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the Brunette stops her, saying "I can't take your money, I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 PM news this evening and I knew that the man would jump. The Blonde replied "Oh! I watched the 6:00 PM news as well, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
One day a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. The Brunette say's "I'll have a BL" The bartender asks "What's a BL?" "A Bud Lite, DUH!" answered the Brunette in a snotty tone. The Redhead say's "I'll have a ML" "What's a ML?" asked the bartender. "A Miller Lite, DUH!" answered the Redhead as if she was talking to a mentally challenged person. Then the Blonde say's "I'll have a 15" Now the bartender knows what is happening and say's "Oh I get it the BL is the Bud Lite and the ML is the Miller Lite but what is a 15?" The Blonde answer's "A seven and seven, DUH!"
While on holiday a Blonde rushes into an English pub and shout's "Help my mother-in-law has sunk up to her ankle's in the bog in the moor's." "Not to worry" replied a local "as soon as I finish this drink I'll come help you". Well the Blonde decide's that he might as well have drink while he wait's. "I think she's probably up to her knee's by now" said the local when he finally finished his drink. "I'm not sure" said the Blonde "I forgot to mention that she went in head first."