Dumb Blonde Jokes, Weekend Daze - Page 3

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a tree?
A: A tree knows when it's being cut down.

Q: Why did eighteen Blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted.

Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

I told my Blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting, she told me she didn't know how to cook them.

Q: How did the Blonde die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the Zamboni.

Q: What do you call a Blonde skeleton in a closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

Q: How can you tell a Blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How do you know a Blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

One day two Blondes go duck hunting. Neither of them had been duck hunting before and after several hour's they had caught nothing. The one Blonde looked at the other and said "I just don't understand it, Why haven't we caught anything yet?" Her friend answered "Maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough."

Two Blondes went shopping for a Christmas tree. They started early in the morning and looked at trees all day until nightfall. It was getting late, so the first Blonde said to the second Blonde, "You know, I think it's time we go home, we can't find any good trees." The second one says, "Yeah I think so, too. I think we should take home the next tree we find whether it has lights on it or not."

There were two Brunettes and a Blonde on a deserted desert and they found a lamp, so they rubbed it and a genie appeared and he said he would grant them three wishes. So the first Brunette said she would like to be home with her family, so boom she was there. The next Brunette said that, that sounded pretty good, so boom she was there. Then the Blonde gets her wish and she says "It's getting kind of lonely, I wish those girls were back here with me."

One day a Blonde decides she is going to go ice-fishing and head's off to the nearest frozen lake. Once she found a nice spot she began to cut a hole in the ice when from the sky she heard "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" So she got her stuff and moved to a new spot and again tried to cut a hole in the ice when again she hears "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" So she move's again and as she is about to cut she hears "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde look's up and say's "Is that you Lord?" "NO! This is the ice rink manager."

Q: How many Blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who went hot air ballooning?
A: She stepped to close to the campfire.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Blonde parade.