Dumb Blonde Jokes, Weekend Daze - Page 4

Q: Why did the Blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Why aren't there many Blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

Q: Why do Blonde woman use electric lawnmower's?
A: So they can use the cord to find ther way back.

Q: What do you call a Blonde holding a balloon?
A: Siamese twins.

There were a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red-head. They have been out in the woods starving for days. One day the Brunette goes hunting and comes back with a tweetie bird. She says "I follow the tracks, I hunt, I kill." Then the Red-head goes out and comes back with a rabbit. She says "I follow the tracks, I hunt, I kill. "Then the Blonde goes out and it's been a couple of days and she comes back all brusied. And says "I follow the tracks, I hunt, I get hit by the train."

Three Blondes were walking down a beach. They found a lamp, and decided to see what would happen if they rubbed it. So when they rubbed it "POOF" out popped a genie. He said that he would grant them any wish they wanted. The first Blonde said "OK" I want to be 10 times smarter. "POOF" she was turned into a Brunette. The second girl said well I want to be 10 times smarter than that. "POOF" she was turned into a Red-head. The third Blonde said well I kinda like being stupid so I want to be 10 times stupider. The genie had to think about this one for a long time, because he was never asked to do such a thing before. But after 30 minutes he said "Ahha, I got it" "POOF" he turned her into a man.

Two Blondes living together decided to save some money and decided to re-side their house themselves. So they went out and bought all the equipment and started. The one Blonde handed the other the plank which she then attached with some nail's. However while watching the one Blonde nailing the board's in, the other noticed that when ever she pulled a nail out of the bag she would look at it and would some time's throw one over her shoulder. So she asked her friend what she was doing, so her friend said "If I pull a nail out of the bag and it's facing me I throw it away because it's defective." "It's not defective." said the other Blonde "it's for the other side of the house."