Village Idiot for 7 Feb 2004, Anna Kournikova
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Anna Kournikova as the Village Idiot

Marriage Out of Bounds?

Anna's love interest Enrique Iglesias has no intention of marrying Anna any time soon. Enrique told reporters that he only wants to get married between the age of 35 and 40. Enrique also said "I believe you can be with someone and have kids without getting married." Let's translate. First he only wants to get married between 35 and 40 = he wants to wait till all hope is lost with any other ladies. Second "... have kids without getting married." = he's sick of using a condom. Basically, the sex is good but that's about it. Anna, for your sake you better keep the marriage talk to a minimum or you might end up disappearing like Enrique's infamous mole.

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