Village Idiot for 22 May 2004, Anna Kournikova
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Anna Kournikova as the Village Idiot

Sued By Her Own Family

According to reports Anna is being sued by her own parents. Apparently Anna's parents, Sergei and Alla, are suing Anna for taking over the Florida house, which they jointly owned, even though Anna and boyfriend Enrique are looking for a shared house in Bel Air. I guess it's back to mother Russia for Sergei and Alla, at least they've still got their cosy cabin in Siberia. I bet they wish they had sent her out as a mail order bride instead of sending her to those damn tennis lessons.


More Anna Kournikova News

Village Idiot for 4 Jul 2009, Anna Kournikova

Love, Set and Scratch

One time tennis participant, Anna, found herself in a club cat fight after attending the Hardbat Classic Table Tennis Tournament. Yes, you read that right - Table Tennis Tournament. An unidentified women threw her drink at Anna because "She felt Anna was invading her space," claims Page Six. Anna then "sprung into action... It was a big fight". The women was eventually thrown out but not before scratching Anna on the neck. Anna has some balls on her, she could probably make John McEnroe her ball boy if she wanted.
Village Idiot for 9 Jun 2007, Anna Kournikova

Anna Needs new Balls

Enrique Iglesias gave Anna the boot after 5 years together because of Anna's desire for children and Enrique's moral responsibility to prevent little Anna's populating the world. So it looks like Anna will be heading back to her "tennis career", but seriously, Anna has as much chance of winning a tennis match as I have of impregnating a supermodel.
Village Idiot for 3 Apr 2004, Anna Kournikova

Tied Him Down

Anna was seen in Australia with a $5.4 million diamond ring on her engagement finger. Even though Anna has been seen with other men over the last couple of weeks friends say "Enrique appears to have decided he wants to stick with Anna for good." What the ...? A couple of weeks ago Enrique said he had no intention of marrying her, add to that the fact that Anna has been out cavorting with other men. Those two are going to make a weird couple, and even weirder kids.
Village Idiot for 7 Feb 2004, Anna Kournikova

Marriage Out of Bounds?

Anna's love interest Enrique Iglesias has no intention of marrying Anna any time soon. Enrique told reporters that he only wants to get married between the age of 35 and 40. Enrique also said "I believe you can be with someone and have kids without getting married." Let's translate. First he only wants to get married between 35 and 40 = he wants to wait till all hope is lost with any other ladies. Second "... have kids without getting married." = he's sick of using a condom. Basically, the sex is good but that's about it. Anna, for your sake you better keep the marriage talk to a minimum or you might end up disappearing like Enrique's infamous mole.