Village Idiot for 9 Jun 2007, Anna Kournikova
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Anna Kournikova as the Village Idiot

Anna Needs new Balls

Enrique Iglesias gave Anna the boot after 5 years together because of Anna's desire for children and Enrique's moral responsibility to prevent little Anna's populating the world. So it looks like Anna will be heading back to her "tennis career", but seriously, Anna has as much chance of winning a tennis match as I have of impregnating a supermodel.

Idiotic

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Love, Set and Scratch

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22 May 2004

Sued By Her Own Family

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3 Apr 2004

Tied Him Down

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7 Feb 2004

Marriage Out of Bounds?

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15 Mar 2003

Second Times a Charm?

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20 Jul 2002

Love, Set and Room Service

According to reports the reception of the Four Seasons in London was bombarded... (read more of this Really Dumb story)

6 Apr 2002

Digging for Diamonds

During the filming of an Adidas commercial in downtown L.A crowds had gathered... (read more of this Really Stupid story)

13 Jan 2001

Love, Set and Match?

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