Village Idiot for 4 Jul 2009, Anna Kournikova
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Anna Kournikova as the Village Idiot

Love, Set and Scratch

One time tennis participant, Anna, found herself in a club cat fight after attending the Hardbat Classic Table Tennis Tournament. Yes, you read that right - Table Tennis Tournament. An unidentified women threw her drink at Anna because "She felt Anna was invading her space," claims Page Six. Anna then "sprung into action... It was a big fight". The women was eventually thrown out but not before scratching Anna on the neck. Anna has some balls on her, she could probably make John McEnroe her ball boy if she wanted.

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