Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake

31 January 1981, USA

"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
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Justin Timberlake Gossip and News - Page 3

Village Idiot for 1 Mar 2003, Justin Timberlake

Love Rivals

Justin was seen at a London Night Club with Christina Aguilera, rival of Justin's ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Apparently the two where seen dancing closely and later getting intimate. This one was a difficult one, I couldn't decide which Blonde should make it as the Village Idiot, Justin or Christina? I finally decided to go with Justin because he was stupid enough to expose himself to Christina.
Really Stupid
Village Idiot for 8 Feb 2003, Justin Timberlake

Leave Me Alone

Justin angered parents while at a Planet Hollywood restaurant by telling youngsters, who had asked for his autograph, "I'm just here for a fucking burger" and continuing to swear out loud leaving the youngsters in tears. Houston, the ego has landed. We're launching a new book here at Blondesville by Justin Timberlake, it's called 'How to win fans and influence people' a step by step guide on how to dump your girlfriend over the phone and make little kids cry.
Village Idiot for 28 Dec 2002, Justin Timberlake

Justin's Love Shack

It seems Justin's doing just fine without ex-girlfriend Britney Spears. Since breaking up with Britney, Justin has been in the process of converting his $8 million Beverly Hills home into a bachelor pad, complete with wall to wall waterbed's and mirror's on the ceiling. Mirror's on the ceiling and wall to wall waterbed's, I always knew Justin was a classy kinda guy. Now all he need's is a women dumb enough to join him in his 'Love pad', I wonder if Britney's busy?
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Village Idiot for 25 May 2002, Justin Timberlake

Please Take Me Back

It seems that Justin just doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. Apparently Justin made a groveling phone call begging Britney Spears, his former girlfriend of two years who he dumped over the phone a few weeks ago, to "Please take me back" Lets see, he broke up with over the phone and then got back together with her by phone, I wonder if they get discounts on their phone bills ? Anyway, they're back together again, God help us all if they decide to breed.
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Village Idiot for 16 Mar 2002, Justin Timberlake

Justin Dumps Britney

According to reports Justin Timberlake has dumped girlfriend of two years, Britney Spears. Apparently Justin told long time girlfriend, Britney, over the phone that he was dumping her and was later seen in the arms of a gorgeous Brunette. Justin ! What were you thinking? How the heck could you dump BRITNEY SPEARS? Sure she's Blonde and dresses like a hooker, dances like a stripper, is annoying as hell and then there's that Virgin thing she keeps going on about. On second thought, a round of applause for Justin.
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Village Idiot for 3 Nov 2001, Justin Timberlake

Justin's Little White Balls

According to reports Justin agreed to sign autographs at a exclusive golf club if he in turn could play golf for free. However, after the game, Justin tried to sneak away without signing but was blocked by angry golfers demanding his autograph. Justin sure knows how to tee people off. Hey Justin, these are golfers, not some zit faced fans. They have experience when it comes to chasing little white balls.
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Village Idiot for 10 Feb 2001, Justin Timberlake

Boy Band Interrogation

After a concert all the members of 'N Sync stopped to greet a group of fans waiting for them, except Justin. One fan shouted at Justin that she thought that JC was cuter anyway. Later the 15 year old girl was escorted to Justin by some security were she was verbally abused by pretty boy himself. She has now filled a case against him. Looks like Justin's been whipped into shape by girlfriend Britney and taught some choice words. To the fans of 'N Sync and Justin ... "Bye Bye Bye"