Village Idiot for 4 Oct 2008, Heather Locklear
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Heather Locklear as the Village Idiot

Drug Dynasty?

Heather Locklear was arrested by the California Highway Patrol on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance after someone phoned 911 complaining about an "erratic" driver. A witness said "Locklear showed bizarre behaviour, driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, she stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane," Her first phone call from prison was to William Shatner only to realize TJ Hooker couldn't help.

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