Village Idiot for 16 Nov 2002, Heather Locklear
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Heather Locklear as the Village Idiot

4 Weddings and a Dumb Blonde

Apparently Heather and her sister were late for a friends wedding, when they finally arrived they had to sneak into the back row. It wasn't until the ceremony started that they realized they were at the wrong church watching some other couple getting hitched. You can't blame her, when it comes to technical stuff like reading time and reading directions on a map it can be difficult.

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