Village Idiot for 9 Jun 2007, Anna Kournikova

Anna Needs new Balls

Enrique Iglesias gave Anna the boot after 5 years together because of Anna's desire for children and Enrique's moral responsibility to prevent little Anna's populating the world. So it looks like Anna will be heading back to her "tennis career", but seriously, Anna has as much chance of winning a tennis match as I have of impregnating a supermodel.