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Village Idiot for 24 Dec 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Can You Help Gwyneth Paltrow with her G Spot?
The always creative Miss Paltrow has created a travel app called G. Spotting. It's basically a group of guides organized by personality type like foodie and hipster because why pretend to be normal now. Gwyneth even said she prefers to ask truck drivers where to get pizza instead of hotel concierge. That's right people, Gwyneth Paltrow, her lady bits and truck drivers all in one post. You do the math.
Village Idiot for 26 Nov 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth has Some Interesting World Views
Gwyneth Paltrow revealed her views on the world at a recent AirBnB conference which looked at everything from raising her children to US politics. To start with when asked about traveling with children she jokingly recommended "Xanax and alcohol". She went on to politics saying it was "an exciting time to be an American" despite the divide in the country. I suppose everything's exciting when you start the day with Gwyneth's custom Xanax and alcohol cocktail. Not now kids, mommies thinking about who to vote for.
Village Idiot for 1 Oct 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
You Guys Need to Stop Being Sexist
Gwyneth thinks she gets no respect because we're all sexist. In an interview with Lena Dunham, Gwyneth talked about GOOP saying "Everybody wants you in the caricature of you if you're a woman" and "If you start to cast that off, it makes people very uncomfortable," We hate her because shes a girl, so that settles that. It has nothing to do with the ridiculousness of her steamed vagina practices or hawking over priced crap.
Village Idiot for 13 Aug 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Goop Consciously Uncouples from Goop
Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to distance herself from her lifestyle brand that was even named after her, Goop. Gwyneth said "My dream is that one day no one would remember that I have anything to do with it." That's quite the sales pitch. It doesn't matter how much she tries to distance herself, her steamed vagina practices will always precede her Oscar glory.
Village Idiot for 30 Jul 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Everybody Hates Gwyneth
Readers of Star magazine have voted Miss Paltrow as the "Most Hated Celebrity" above all others. When asked what she thought about it Gwyneth replied "First of all, I was like, 'I'm the most hated celebrity? More than, like, Chris Brown?'" she asked. "What did I do?" The people have spoken, no amount of vaginal steam cleaning or fad diets will ease the discomfort of this title.
Village Idiot for 7 May 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow has Sex?
In a recent interview with SELF magazine Miss Paltrow talked about her love of sex. Gwyneth told the magazine "We have this idea that you can't be a mother and a businesswoman and like to have sex!" going on to say "Like, 'Gwyneth has sex? Really?' It doesn't seem to go together." Wait a minute, Gwyneth has sex? Really? I thought she conceived her children through conscious embryonic coupling.
Village Idiot for 9 Apr 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Insists on Pain for Beauty
Miss Paltrow's latest beauty treatment involves being stung by bees. Gwyneth told The New York Times "I'm open to anything. I've been stung by bees. It's a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring" Next week on GOOP's old-timey beauty treatment's we'll head back to the 18th century and try skin whitening with lead based makeup.
Village Idiot for 26 Mar 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth is Quitting Acting
Miss Paltrow has decided to give up acting and instead pursue organic anal bleaching or whatever it is Goop does. Gwyneth said "We took some investment last year, so as soon as we had other people's money, I realized I really better focus on this completely," she explained. "I'll return to acting probably, but probably not right now." It's hard work doing 1 or 2 movies a year, better focus on those all important quinoa smoothie recipes instead.
Village Idiot for 27 Feb 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Someone Needs Help
A man who was previously sent to a mental institution after being found not guilty by reason of insanity was back in court after sending more letters to Gwyneth. A jury has since acquitted the man for stalking Miss Paltrow. Of course he's crazy and should be locked up, everyone knows Gwyneth only accepts letters made from artisan paper stock sourced from the Himalayan subtropical pine forests written in ink from a giant squid.
Village Idiot for 30 Jan 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
Paltrow's Pay Position
Miss Paltrow recently commented on the Hollywood pay gap issue calling it "shitty". Gwyneth said "If men are being paid a lot more for doing the same thing, it feels shitty." Gwyneth went on to talk about Iron Man saying "Look, nobody is worth the money that Robert Downey Jr. is worth," she says. "But if I told you the disparity, you would probably be surprised." I get the whole equality argument but I don't see how comparing her pay as a support to the lead/films namesake is relevant.