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Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

28 September 1972, USA

"I'm really fucking good at my job, and people who are interesting and good know that. That's all that matters."
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Gwyneth Paltrow Gossip and News - Page 2

Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Aim at Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow says her ex Chris Martin would "take a bullet for her", whether he wants to or not I assume. In an interview with InStyle Gwyneth talked about her relationship with her conscious uncoupling partner saying "And to this day, Chris would take a bullet for me," Paltrow adds, "even though I'm not his wife." Does she know that after the divorce he removed her from his will? I'm pretty sure the kids are the only ones getting something out of this theory of hers.
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Village Idiot for 24 Dec 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Can You Help Gwyneth Paltrow with her G Spot?

The always creative Miss Paltrow has created a travel app called G. Spotting. It's basically a group of guides organized by personality type like foodie and hipster because why pretend to be normal now. Gwyneth even said she prefers to ask truck drivers where to get pizza instead of hotel concierge. That's right people, Gwyneth Paltrow, her lady bits and truck drivers all in one post. You do the math.
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Village Idiot for 26 Nov 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth has Some Interesting World Views

Gwyneth Paltrow revealed her views on the world at a recent AirBnB conference which looked at everything from raising her children to US politics. To start with when asked about traveling with children she jokingly recommended "Xanax and alcohol". She went on to politics saying it was "an exciting time to be an American" despite the divide in the country. I suppose everything's exciting when you start the day with Gwyneth's custom Xanax and alcohol cocktail. Not now kids, mommies thinking about who to vote for.
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Village Idiot for 1 Oct 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

You Guys Need to Stop Being Sexist

Gwyneth thinks she gets no respect because we're all sexist. In an interview with Lena Dunham, Gwyneth talked about GOOP saying "Everybody wants you in the caricature of you if you're a woman" and "If you start to cast that off, it makes people very uncomfortable," We hate her because shes a girl, so that settles that. It has nothing to do with the ridiculousness of her steamed vagina practices or hawking over priced crap.
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Village Idiot for 13 Aug 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Goop Consciously Uncouples from Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to distance herself from her lifestyle brand that was even named after her, Goop. Gwyneth said "My dream is that one day no one would remember that I have anything to do with it." That's quite the sales pitch. It doesn't matter how much she tries to distance herself, her steamed vagina practices will always precede her Oscar glory.
Village Idiot for 30 Jul 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Everybody Hates Gwyneth

Readers of Star magazine have voted Miss Paltrow as the "Most Hated Celebrity" above all others. When asked what she thought about it Gwyneth replied "First of all, I was like, 'I'm the most hated celebrity? More than, like, Chris Brown?'" she asked. "What did I do?" The people have spoken, no amount of vaginal steam cleaning or fad diets will ease the discomfort of this title.
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Village Idiot for 7 May 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow has Sex?

In a recent interview with SELF magazine Miss Paltrow talked about her love of sex. Gwyneth told the magazine "We have this idea that you can't be a mother and a businesswoman and like to have sex!" going on to say "Like, 'Gwyneth has sex? Really?' It doesn't seem to go together." Wait a minute, Gwyneth has sex? Really? I thought she conceived her children through conscious embryonic coupling.
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Village Idiot for 9 Apr 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Insists on Pain for Beauty

Miss Paltrow's latest beauty treatment involves being stung by bees. Gwyneth told The New York Times "I'm open to anything. I've been stung by bees. It's a thousands of years old treatment called apitherapy. People use it to get rid of inflammation and scarring" Next week on GOOP's old-timey beauty treatment's we'll head back to the 18th century and try skin whitening with lead based makeup.
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Village Idiot for 26 Mar 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth is Quitting Acting

Miss Paltrow has decided to give up acting and instead pursue organic anal bleaching or whatever it is Goop does. Gwyneth said "We took some investment last year, so as soon as we had other people's money, I realized I really better focus on this completely," she explained. "I'll return to acting probably, but probably not right now." It's hard work doing 1 or 2 movies a year, better focus on those all important quinoa smoothie recipes instead.
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Village Idiot for 27 Feb 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Someone Needs Help

A man who was previously sent to a mental institution after being found not guilty by reason of insanity was back in court after sending more letters to Gwyneth. A jury has since acquitted the man for stalking Miss Paltrow. Of course he's crazy and should be locked up, everyone knows Gwyneth only accepts letters made from artisan paper stock sourced from the Himalayan subtropical pine forests written in ink from a giant squid.
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