Heather Locklear revived her soap-opera days by getting into a fight with her boyfriend Chris Heisser and biting a piece of his nose off. It gets worse, when 4 police officers arrived she punched 2 officers, kicked 1 in the nuts and called the other a "cunt" before being arrested for domestic violence and 3 counts of misdemeanor battery on a peace officer. An officer said "She claimed to be injured, but we didn't see any sign of that, We determined she had battered her boyfriend." Well damn, that escalated quickly. They'll have to put a muzzle on her to be safe.